Hypothesis: “lol tumblr should have its own country XD”
Primary test results:
hey guys I know its the middle of the night and im currently robbing you but I just heard a spooky noise in your kitchen and now im scared… can I sleep in here with you guys?
((The ability to appreciate and evaluate human aesthetic is not determined by your sexuality))
When you do something embarrassing in front of people
my parents and grandparents have all these cool stories about when they were young and the only exciting thing that happened to me was when my dad accidentally called me dad
*steals ur girl* *mom finds out and makes me return her and apologize*
"your lips look so chapped"
this video is more iconic than cher lloyd’s career tbh
it’s so weird how names of old people were once young people names like there were little baby gertrudes and Mildreds and ednas walking around 100 years ago
I think about this a lot
DEAD ASS HE LOOKED ME RIGHT IN THE EYE AS I TOOK THIS PICTURE
My baby brother’s first girlfriend recently confessed to thinking they were actually a boy. I asked my brother if this bothered him. His response was:
"Well, yeah. If I had have known they were a boy when we were going out, I would have said I had a boyfriend, not a girlfriend."
He was ten.